Today I heard about the best Facebook hack ever: my friend’s housemates took her phone while she was out, and instead of doing the typical ‘im gay lol’ status, they friend requested over 70 people named Jerome and so she keeps finding random Jeromes in her newsfeed and I am so happy
Euuuuuuurgh, really? Damn it to heck, that was a good line. Thank you! I shall remove that, and see if it’s accepted (it’s been rejected twice now!)
OH YOU. Thank you! I can’t take credit for my name, though. That one’s on my parents. Thanks, mum and dad. You’ve made a cool cat anon very happy.
they died holding hands
someone submitted this to my blog and I have three things to say:
As Clod gazed into the empty atoms of the thin mid-morning air, he contemplated all the things that had taken him to this point; all the fish he’d never eaten and perhaps never would, all the little jingly balls he’d been top tired to chase and now lay lonely behind the sofa in the living room. Clod had never been a morning person.
I am a mermaid and I am watching Catfish and life is nautical with the salted sense of fleeting and also crisps
I did the interview I fucking did it
I made sure to discuss the differences between romantic / aesthetic / sexual attraction, the existence of sex positive and sex repulsed asexuals, the attitude towards asexuality by much of society and the fact that not all asexuals are celibate or dislike sex
Tomorrow I get the copy so I can see what they plan to write, and I’ll gently nudge them if they leave out any of these topics!
I now have a photoshoot on Thursday and I’m afraid
Also my cat just ran away from me
My plan is as follows:
Does that sound OK to people?! What other precautions can I take? I am v happy to do a feature that I think would raise awareness and be sensitive, which is why I would insist upon copy and print approval, so if there’s anything else that my more media savvy friends know I can do that would ensure this, please let me knoooooow
don’t worry so much. if the multiverse theory is true, at least one other version of you did get some writing done today
Word Count: 4,159
“You’re a single male in a pub whose friends are trying to find him a girl to shag, and you’re not happy about it. When looking for an escape route, you ignore the myriad of other singletons here and head straight for me, the undeniably gorgeous and evidently rich man at the bar. You also haven’t heard of Morgana le Fay. You, my friend, are by all means a raving homosexual.”
Or, how Merlin found the worst anti-wingman in the world, but did manage to avoid the woman with a beard.