This is how you do it, you big berk!
You’re gonna need a pep talk sometimes. That’s okay. For now, remember this: You’re awake. You’re awesome. Live like it.
Bless You Josh Hutcherson; finally someone who has sense
How can people not love him tho
white boy makes 35 complaints about women then says women complain too much: the video
Inspired by every student whose told they can’t be an artist because it doesn’t “make enough money”.
(My mom said that same exact thing when I got my acceptance letter from ASU after seeing that I’m enrolled in the design school there.)
Step one: acquire plastic bags filled with air.
Step two: Cosplay Rob Liefeld’s Captain America.
so accurate it hurts
i’m gOING TO THROW UP AJFKDSLA OH MY GOD CAP NO
I feel like people who really want to understand being british should watch Blackadder.
people seem to think
we’re this super polite country
who drinks tea and eats crumpets
and spend all our time worshiping the monarch
but really we’re all twats
who speak with so much sarcasm you’ve no idea what we’re saying
Also it’s the best show ever made and has rowan atkinson so it ain’t a bad watch either.
Government is good.
Big Brother is watching you.
The State wants to take care of you.
north Korea scares me to death. the fact that a place like that still exists in modern day. those people are prisoners.
1984 is here and now
this is too 1984 to be real
Carl telling us how (not) to science.
"conclusion: dinosaurs" is still my favorite rebuttal to just about anything tbh.
Second perhaps only to “Therefore: aliens”
I would have liked for there to be ferns and dinosaurs.
stOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THAT STUPID 35 ANNOYING THINGS GIRLS DO VIDEO IT IS A PARODY VIDEO SHUT UP SHUT UP I get that is is dumb and unnecessary and a bad joke but jesus fucking christ why don’t any of you actually check your facts before readily believing some hate-mongering tumblr user with a vague out-of-context screenshot
One of the reasons is just ‘Miguel’ and people still think it’s real, which confuses me
But I think it’s very telling that, putting Miguel to one side for a moment, the other things said in the video are so similar to things that women actually hear on a daily basis that many people were duped into falsely believing the veracity of the video. There’s an element of gullibility, sure - some people will genuinely believe anything they read on the Internet if they’re told it’s true, which is why you see so many Onion articles floating around being touted as news rather than satire - but there’s also an element of genuine relevant precedence.
It’s understandable that people would believe that the video was real, even the more absurd parts (‘when they remember???’) because it’s all framed in things we’ve heard before. We’ve all been told that we shouldn’t wear too much makeup but we shouldn’t go bare faced either. We’ve all been told that menstruation is a weakness. We’ve all heard about how we have an obligation to wear what men want to see. Sadly, I’m not sure it counts as successful satire when a large part of it is literally just quoting real things people frequently say.
Still, come on, people. Fact check before you reblog. It takes two minutes and it’ll make you feel a lot better. It’ll at least reassure you that sometimes men try and call each other out on this sort of shit, even if it does ultimately backfire hideously due to a poor understanding of satire.
oh my god
Oh oh oh no is that a good oh god or a bad oh god oh no *quivers nervously*
did you know that the world’s most common name is Mohammed
I did not know that earlier but I do now