Iggy Azalea and congealed milk
Tomorrow I start work on the feature film and I have to go to a different office to usual and help I’m afraid
Also did you know that cities are like people; you can spend years learning them and thinking that you know all the little secrets they could possibly have, until you meet a stranger who knows them entirely differently to you, and somehow neither better nor worse.
Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)
I read that in a sarcastic voice
why is this so funny?
i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce
petition to ban “i kissed a girl” from all queer girl fanmixes 2k14
I will never not reblog this.
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This was one of the funniest jokes in film history
homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes