Jesus is not of Asgard.

boyfriday: thedailywhat: Life-Altering Invention of the Day: Nothing like kissing a creepy hairless egg with moving lips to remind you you’re not alone in the world. The Kissenger, a new messaging device that lets users send kisses wirelessly to one another, consists of a smooth plastic casing whose pressure-sensitive soft plastic lips contain pressure sensors and actuators. From New Science: When you kiss them, the shape changes you create are transmitted in real time over the net to a receiving Kissenger. There, the actuators reproduce the mirror image of the pressure patterns you created — magically transmitting your smacker to your partner. The device is a prototype, and its creator, Lovotics, says it won’t be brought to market until “all the ethical and technical considerations are covered.” The spokesman made sure to add: “I am not interested in sexual uses for it.” [newscientist] OH GOD WHAT THAT IS TERRIFYING.  Oh my God vomit

boyfriday:

thedailywhat:

Life-Altering Invention of the Day: Nothing like kissing a creepy hairless egg with moving lips to remind you you’re not alone in the world.

The Kissenger, a new messaging device that lets users send kisses wirelessly to one another, consists of a smooth plastic casing whose pressure-sensitive soft plastic lips contain pressure sensors and actuators.

From New Science:

When you kiss them, the shape changes you create are transmitted in real time over the net to a receiving Kissenger. There, the actuators reproduce the mirror image of the pressure patterns you created — magically transmitting your smacker to your partner.

The device is a prototype, and its creator, Lovotics, says it won’t be brought to market until “all the ethical and technical considerations are covered.”

The spokesman made sure to add: “I am not interested in sexual uses for it.”

[newscientist]

OH GOD WHAT THAT IS TERRIFYING. 

Oh my God

vomit


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    too creepy to ignore. lol, the last line.
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    I LOVE HUMANS.
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  14. mandaplz reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    well that doesn’t seem creepy or anything
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    I am pretty sure this is sort of thing that enters my mind when I am hallucinating from fever.
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    TBH this reminds me of that egg thing from Beserk. And if you’ve seen Beserk you know that is not a good thing.
  28. walrusaurus-rex reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:
    what?, this is a nice way to remind people who are forever alone, that indeed they are.