Oscar Wilde's left butt cheek

Me watching a detective show
  • Detective: How did you know the victim?
  • Girl in long coat: He was my boyfriend
  • Me: She did it
  • Detective: When did you last see him?
  • Man with beard: Last night
  • Me: He did it
  • Detective: Were you close?
  • Old woman: I barely knew him
  • Me: She did it
  • Middle-aged business man: I did it
  • Me: I knew it

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