
Selfie and what because I’ve just had work from 19:30 - 22:00 and that’s an odd time to work and I have had to send half of my books back to Cardiff so my bookshelves are empty and I just ate a really unsatisfying curry and my inbox is full of LOVELY messages that I can’t do justice by answering but I definitely will when I get around to it and life is busy and scary but good and run-on sentences
People blaming Muslims for the Woolwich incident should gather all 4 of their brain cells together and summon the ability to stop talking, and anyone who even tries to justify the actions of the EDL in the wake of the incident should probably just sit down in a dark room and reconsider all their life choices. I was lucky enough to share a train carriage a while ago with some exemplary members of the EDL. They sat around using racist language, groped the train attendant and then got drunk on cheap lager. So anyone who thinks and supports the idea that the EDL speaks for Britain - do you really want your views dictated by Bob Ewell?
Those stating that terrorism is an inherently Islamic trait are clearly forgetting the attacks in Norway in 2011, carried out in the name of Christianity, or perhaps the numerous other similar acts carried out in the name of other religions and beliefs. Man will kill in any name. Give a person enough of a cause and enough disregard for anything else and what ensues will be catastrophic. It’s not necessarily a religious issue, it’s a human issue; it’s the problem of when a person becomes so apathetic towards their fellow humans that they are capable of committing such acts. In the name of religion or politics or anything else that you can make into a cause, there will always be acts of hatred, just as there will be acts of love. It’s human nature, and anyone who thinks that’s limited to one religion is a blinkered, bigoted idiot.
I just read a fic in which nipples were referred to as ‘pebbled peaks’ and now I can’t take it seriously because I am imagining that he has a brickwork chest omg why can’t people just call a spade a spade and nipples nipples

alicexi is here and I just gave her a Twix and that’s not a euphemism because it really is a Twix but also my virginity (which is basically the same as a Twix)
She wants me to put ‘lol penis face’ but I’m too high-brow for that
willies

Four consecutive ‘top tweets’ in possibly the worst trending hashtag of all time. I’d normally blur out the names of people, but I honestly don’t think this bunch of ignorant fuckwads deserve it.
alicexi just came into my room and gave me a Fruit Pastille and now everything is ok
The best part about having a sidecut / undercut is that I get to be proud of my regrowth on the floofy part of my hair and hide the balder bits where it’s cut a lot shorter. 10/10, would recommend.
I am not destroyed or fragile, not dulled or dwelling but enhanced, brightened and living, and I am wonderful.

I found my massive green necklace and you know what this means
it’s time to swagger down the cold meats aisle of Co-op and feel like Pirate of the Year
it means nothing else, that is all it means
Reblog if you’re this really common and obvious thing because I’m trying to prove a point to this textbook villain I know and am definitely not trying to gain notes and followers