Oscar Wilde's left butt cheek

orestesfasting:

remember when grantaire woke up and realized all his friends were dead and that enjolras was about to die hahaha 



Anthony Hopkins
  • Me: Anthony Hopkins becomes a rapist. Anthony STOPkins.
  • Alex: Anthony Hopkins becomes a caretaker. Anthony Mopkins.
  • Me: Anthony Hopkins becomes a farmer. Anthony Cropkins.
  • Esme: Anthony Hopkins becomes a stagehand. Anthony Propkins.
  • Me: Anthony Hopkins goes on holiday. Anthony Flip-flopkins.
  • Alex: Anthony Hopkins does a really good poo. Anthony Plopkins.
  • Me: Anthony Hopkins gets a sex-change. Anthony Post-opkins.
  • Esme: Anthony Hopkins becomes a butcher. Anthony Chopkins.
posted 1 year ago with 17 notes


itsanidiom:

thelandbeyondthewall:

ladies and gentlemen, British television

This has been THE BEST episode of HIGNFY


wendyqueenofnaughty:

hiddlestonhug:

thegoddamazon:

sane-as-a-starkid:

Thor does not find it amusing when Rapunzel and Flynn hide in his hair.

FUCK

Oh my GOD

SCREAMING

wendyqueenofnaughty:

hiddlestonhug:

thegoddamazon:

sane-as-a-starkid:

Thor does not find it amusing when Rapunzel and Flynn hide in his hair.

FUCK

Oh my GOD

SCREAMING


garfunklez:

This sounds sore

garfunklez:

This sounds sore

posted 1 year ago via garfunklez with 2 notes

Perfect man, perfect title.


Perfect man, perfect title.



Overheard in Aberystwyth #2
  • Guy: So that's it, we won't swear for 24 hours.
  • Girl: OK. Wait, does 'fuck my life' count?
  • Guy: ... yeah.
  • Girl: But that means I can't say 'fuck my life', what do I say when there's no pot noodles left?
  • Guy: I dunno, 'there's no pot noodles left'?
posted 1 year ago with 3 notes
#fml #lol

Nick Griffin and I are like BFFL now.

Nick Griffin and I are like BFFL now.

posted 1 year ago with 19 notes